Channel: Lex Croucher

Category: Comedy

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Description: One pair of these delightful dungarees was gifted by Lucy & Yak: lucyandyak.com (Black are the Easton, red are the Originals) If you'd like to buy this song for some reason, you can do so here: lexcanroar.bandcamp.com/track/ode-to-dungarees-adult-baby Twitter: twitter.com/lexcanroar | Instagram: instagram.com/lexcanroar | Podcast: soundcloud.com/makeoutwithhim | Etsy: etsy.com/uk/shop/lexandjonnypins Please email workwithlexcroucher@gmail.com with business enquiries. Lyrics: Society dictates that I must wear clothes but waistbands and chafing bring me woe there are laws about public nudity and I’ve studied all the loopholes, they apply to me All I want is to be comfortable but pyjamas aren’t socially acceptable So the only way my soft girl flag flies free is when I slip into a pair of dungarees Is this sexy? I feel sexy You just slide off the strap bits to undress me I look like an A adult baby It feels amazing I’m an adult baby At home at work or when you party wild You too could look like an infant child The people side eye you but you know you rock it Motherfucker look at all of these goddamn pockets You’ve gotta get nude if you want to pee and you’ll never be accepted by society if you’re looking for your cat he’s loving them too he’s sleeping in my pocket like a baby kangaroo Is this sexy? I feel sexy pull down on the leg parts to undress me I feel like an adult baby it doesn’t phase me I’m an adult baby Comfy in the crotch bit! (adult baby) flexing when you keep fit (adult baby) Don’t look at me like that cos I’m not crazy I just like to dress like I’m an adult baby